陽光大衛私房粉絲網

兩篇超有趣，超爆笑的大衛專訪，尤其是他提到那些女生可以約會的時候，版主笑到真正昏過去了。必讀！！！。

Taylor Swift：不行，因為她比我大，而且她真的太高

那我選Miley好了（不能選Demi，因為我只見過她一面）

Demi Moore，Halle Berry，Jennifer Aniston：她們都跟我媽年紀差不多了，我是很愛我媽啦，不過我不想跟像我媽的女人約會。（哈哈哈！）

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謄寫原文附在繼續閱讀之後。

Oh, How do we count the ways we love David Archuleta GOSH!-the walking Cabbage Patch doll who was last season’s American Idol runner-up—without sounding like a pedophile? It’s hard, but we’ll try.  The Kewpie-faced, limpid-eyes Mormon may have turned 18 last December but he still looks like a 12-year-old.  We mean the cute Mickey Mouse club kind, not the angst pimply teen you wish would just snap out of his pubescent angst.  Bashful (he still blushes while getting his picture taken) and bewildered to the point of being apologetic about his appeal to tweens, mothers and this writer.  Archie 9as he is known to his fans) is like a Pound Puppy you want to take home to cuddle.  Or do what Paula Abdul said during one of her inane critiques of him: “I want to squish you, squeeze your head off and dangle you from my rear-view mirror.” Freaky, yes, but if you ever met the chatty boy wonder, (which we did when he was I town to promote his self-titled debut album) you’d want to do the same.  Oh gosh, do we sound as psychotic as Paula?

8 days: What did you know of Singapore before you got here?
David: I heard that it's really clean and small.  What’s neat is that, even though it’s so small, it’s the country where I get one of the most fan mail from.  Like, wow, even on the other side of the world, people appreciate what I am doing. (Grins form ear-to-ear)
8 days: Yeah, someone already posted a video on Youtube of you at Changyi Airport.
Already? Oh, gosh, I looked so bad!  My hair was all down and I was in big, baggy clothes.  I saw all these people waving at me and I realized that they knew who I was. (Laughs) I felt so embarrassed ‘cos I didn’t know they would be there taking pictures.  Who’d have known there’d be people at the airport at 1:30am? (Giggles)
8 days: Well, It’s not surprising since you won the Most Fanatic fans award at the Teen Choice Awards last year.  What do you think it is about you that drives fans wild?
David: Gosh…(laughs) I have no idea.  I’m just surprised that I even have fans.  I’m like, “Why do they even like me?”  And it’s not like I’m this heartthrob like Bard Pitt or the Jonas Brothers.  They’re, like, smooth…I’m like…goofy and dorky so that’s why I’m so confused. (Laughs)
8 days: But people always talk about how cut you are.
David: Gosh…..mums and grandmas are always going, “Ph, you remind me of my grandson” or “Can I adopt you?” (Laughs)
8 days: so is there a day when you wake up and go, “Yeah, I am cute!”
David: Never! Urrgh! I don’t even like looking at myself.  I can see my hair in the mirror now and I’m glad I can’t see my face.  I just think I have a weird-looking face.  I don’t know…it just looks like me. (Laughs) Urrgh!   I hate hearing myself talk too.  I have a weird-sounding voice-it’s nasally and breathy at the same time.  It’s just a weird combination f ehhh and uhhhh….(Giggles)
8 days: Your fans call themselves Arch Angels.  Does that make you like Cod to them?
David: No (Laughs) No, no, no…(Laughs) They mean they are my guardian angels who look out for me.  Like if there’s a cause I’m concerned about, they will help donate, and that’s always neat.
8 days: Do you know you can start drinking when you’re 18 in Singapore? (In America it’s 21)
David: Gosh, I’m good without drinking.  I act like I’m drunk late at night-I don’t need to drink to act like that.  (Laughs)  I’m weird enough, and I’m still as immature as I was before I turned 18.

Who is Archuleta Crushing on?
Sorry, ladies David Archuleta doesn’t like his women older, or taller.

On Talylor Swift/Miley Cyrus/Demi Lovato
(Giggles) Taylor is older than me.  And taller.  So, no. (Laughs) Miley already has a boyfriend and he’s really cool.  I only met Demi once.  I guess I’ll pick Miley ‘cos I know her better. Taylor and Demi are nice too!
On Demi Moore/Halle berry/Jennifer Aniston
Cougars?  I don’t believe in cougars! (Laughs) They’re all old enough to be my mum! (Laughs)  I love my mum, but not like that.  Are they in their 40s?  Urrgh!  I’m like, “Block!”  That’s just wrong!  I cancelled Taylor out and she’s only a year older than me, but mainly ‘cos she’s taller.  Hi, Taylor! (Laughs)
On Felicia Chin/Fiona Xie/Joanne Peh
I have to get to know them first.  A picture can only say so much for me.  Tell me about them. (Asks a female record label rep)  Who would you have me go on a blind date with?  Felicia?  Oh, really?  Okay, I pick here.  You know, I think this is offensive to them! (Laughs)